One example of Yoda's speech, 'Sorry, but goyou must.' Instead of 'Sorry, but you must go.' Is seen attached to this small article. A figure of speech that uses disruption or inversion of customary word order to produce a distinctive effect also, a figure in which language takes a sudden turn-usually an interruption. Yoda Text To Speech. 7/23/2019 New versions of Windows often add new text-to-speech voices. Windows Vista added Anna which was retained up to Windows 7. TL;DR Version: Microsoft includes many text-to-speech voices with their Operating Systems for those who have difficulty reading text on their displays. As for why they're used: it all began with Microsoft Sam, a text-to-speech voice who was an early meme itself by virtue of the funny say it'd pronounce various words or syllables.
The Phantom Menace
leads_to.wav (204Kb)
YODA: Fear is the path of the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
sense_fear.wav (59.1Kb)
YODA: I sense much fear in you.
alwaystwo.wav (91.5Kb)
YODA: Always two there are, a master, and an apprentice.
The Empire Strikes Back
afraid.wav (119Kb)
LUKE: I'm not afraid.
YODA: Ohhh...you will be, you will be.
always_with_you.wav (51Kb)
YODA: Always with you it can not be done.
beware.wav (131Kb)
YODA: Yes. A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side.
commitment.wav (122Kb)
YODA: A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
consume.wav (174Kb)
YODA: If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate you destiny, consume you it will, as it did to Obi-Wan's apprentice.
control.wav (73Kb)
YODA: Control, control, you must learn control...
dagobah.wav (443Kb)
LUKE: I feel like...
YODA: Feel like what?
LUKE: Like we're being watched
YODA: Away put you weapon, I mean you no harm!
YODA: I'm wondering, why are you here?
LUKE: I'm looking for someone...
YODA: Looking? Found someone you have I would say hmmm?
LUKE: Right.
YODA: Help you I can, yes...mmm
LUKE: I don't think so, I'm looking for a great warrior.
YODA: Ahhh! Great warrior. Wars not make one great...
decideyoumust.wav (224Kb)
YODA: Decide you must, how to serve them best, if you leave now, help them you could but...you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered...
feeltheforce.wav (65Kb)
YODA: You must feel the force around you.
for_my_ally.wav (214Kb)
YODA:For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter.
future.wav (78Kb)
YODA: Difficult to see, always in motion are the future...
go_to_dagobah.wav (237Kb)
OBI-WAN: You will go to the Dagobah system.
LUKE: Dagobah System?
OBI-WAN: There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.
hearyounothing.wav (16Kb)
YODA: Hear you nothing that I say?
helpyou.wav (77Kb)
YODA: Help you I can, yes, mmmmm.
idontbelieve.wav (107Kb)
LUKE: I don't belive it.
YODA: That is why you fail...
lasthope.wav (235Kb)
YODA: Told you I did, reckless is he...now matters are worse...
OBI-WAN: That boy is our last hope.
YODA: No..there is another...
mudhole.wav (175Kb)
YODA: Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is...ahhh...ehh..
LUKE: Mmm...R2 let him have it.
YODA: Mine, mine!
LUKE: R2!
myowncouncil.wav (216Kb)
YODA: What knows you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained!
no.wav (22Kb)
YODA: Nooo...awwww...
no_different.wav (133Kb)
YODA: No different, only different in you mind. You must unlearn what you have learned.
notfar.wav (78Kb)
YODA: Yoda not far, patience, soon you will be with him...
Yoda Text 2 Speech Text
notready1.wav (278Kb)
YODA: I can not teach him, the boy has no patience...
OBI-WAN: He will learn patience.
YODA: Much anger in him.
notready2.wav (314Kb)
YODA: Much anger in him, like his father.
OBI-WAN: Was I any different when you tought me?
YODA: He is not ready.
LUKE: Yoda!
onlyafulltrained.wav (325Kb)
YODA: Only a fully trained Jedi Knight with the Force as his ally will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
powerful.wav (108Kb)
YODA: Awww...father, powerful jedi was he...mmmm...
saveyou.wav (77Kb)
YODA: Strong is Vader, mind what you have learned, save you it can...
sizemattersnot.wav (113Kb)
YODA: Size matters not, look at me, judge me by my size do you?
throughtheforce.wav (179Kb)
YODA: Through the force, things you will see, other places, the future, the past...old friends long gone..
to_old.wav (129Kb)
YODA: He's too old, yes..too old to begin the training...
trynot.wav (64Kb)
YODA: No, try not, do or do not...there is no try...
use_the_force.wav (73Kb)
YODA: Use the force...yes....
whywish.wav (41Kb)
YODA: Why wish you become jedi?...mmm?
youarereckless.wav (78Kb)
YODA: You are reckless!
OBI-WAN So was I, if you remember...
youmustnotgo.wav (172Kb)
YODA: Luke! You must complete the training!
LUKE: Ahh...I can't keep the vision out of my head, they are my friends I got to help them.
YODA: You must not go!
Return of the Jedi
900years.wav (89Kb)
YODA: When ninehundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not..mmm?
anger_fear_agression.wav (118Kb)
YODA: Anger, fear, aggression, the dark side are they.
confrontvader.wav (131Kb)
YODA: Vader, you must confront Vader, then, only then, a jedi will you be...and confront him you will.
fathersfate.wav (180Kb)
YODA: Do not underestimate the powers of the emperor, or suffer your fathers faith you will...
inyourfamily.wav (236Kb)
YODA: The force runs strong in your family....pass on what you have learned...
lastjedi.wav (59Kb)
YODA: The last of the jedi will you be...
nomore.wav (133Kb)
YODA: No more training do your require, already know you that what you need.
old.wav (103Kb)
YODA: That face you make, look I so old to your eyes?
old_and_weak.wav (70Kb)
YODA: Sick have I become, old and weak...
soonrest.wav (67Kb)
YODA: Soon will I rest...yes..
thereisanother.wav (299Kb)
YODA: There is another, sky...sky...Skywalker...
twilight.wav (467Kb)
YODA: Strong am I with the force, but not that strong....twilight is upon me and soon night must fall, that is the way of things, the way of the force...
yourfather.wav (457Kb)
YODA: Your father he is...told you did he?
LUKE: Yes...
YODA: Unexpected this is, and unfortunate...
Non-video sound clips
interactive.wav (72Kb)
The Interactive Yoda saying 'Let the Force flow.'
chasingamy.wav (89Kb)
A sound clip from the movie Chasing Amy where Silent Bob recites some Yoda lines.
dr_demento.au (1.39Mb)
Yoda parody of 'Lola' by the Kinks by Dr. Demento (the Weird Al song)
Yoda Text 2 Speech Free
everybodys-free.mp3 (2.37Mb)
A parody of 'Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)' by Baz Luhrmann with Yoda giving advice.
takeitback.mid (26.5Kb)
Yoda parody 'Come Back' of 'Take it back' by Pink Floyd in .mid form (music only, no voices)
weird_al.mid (51.2Kb)
Yoda by Weird Al (and Dr. Demento) in .mid form (music only, no voices)
weird_al_accordion.mid (51.2Kb)
Yoda by Weird Al (and Dr. Demento) in accordian style in .mid form (music only, no voices)
weird-al.mp3 (2.72Mb)
Yoda by Weird Al in .mp3 form (CD-quality)
weird-al.wav (1.75Kb)
Yoda by Weird Al in .wav form (not quit as good as .mp3, but way better than .mid)
ymca.mid (26.5Kb)
YODA parody of YMCA in .mid form (music only, no voices)
yoda.ra (32Kb)
A RealAudio clip from the Yoda exibit at the National Air and Space Museum at the Smithsonian.
(4.02Mb)
The song ' yoda'=' by=' liquid=' plumber=' in=' .mp3=' form=' (cd-quality).
Yoda rapping (he's in the background, pay attention, and you can hear him) in .mp3 format (CD-quality).
yodas_theme.mid (51.2Kb)
Yoda's theme from the movies in .mid form (music only, no voices)